"Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I’m so lonely. I haven’t slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me"
Jeff Winger (Joel McHale)
First time I got punched in the face, I was like, “Oh, no!”
But then I was like, “this is a story.”
i hope that you see this so we may continue to be the best of bros.